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The Scent of a Schemer

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A sarcastic short story about a 1 Million perfume original vs a fake. Hilarious tale of luxury, imitation, and the pungent price of deceit. (Story Begins)     So, Chadwick von Moneybags swaggers into the gala, a cloud of  1 Million Parfum Original  trailing him like a bespoke financial advisory firm . Notes of effervescent citrus,  premium leather , and the subtle, unmistakable aura of generational wealth  announce his arrival. It’s a masterpiece of perfumery. Then, there’s Barry . Barry bought his " 1 Mill-ion " off a guy in a van. Barry’s  scent profile  is… ambitious. Top notes of regret, a heart of chemical despair, and a base of pungent, screechy failure. Chadwick’s scent is a long-lasting, complex whisper of confidence. Barry’s is a cheap, synthetic scream for help that lasts exactly as long as his credibility. The crowd parts for Chadwick. They part for Barry, too, but for very di...